GirlAlive - All T-Shirt Designs

These are traditional funny t-shirts. They have no other agenda. They're just funny. It's kind of heavy on bad puns, but these are just t-shirts, not fine art.

I'm Probably Allergic To You	Easily Amused	Vegetarianism Would Be More Fun If There Was Bacon	If I can still blink, I haven't had enough coffee.
If I can still blink, I haven't had enough coffee.	If Ignorance Is Bliss, Hollywood Must Be Paradise.	Booby	It's Cute How Canada Thinks It's A Real Country
Where Is My Coffee?	63% Evil, 37% Apathetic	Please Do Not Set Me On Fire	Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
Friction Is A Drag	Gravity Sucks	Don't make me release the hounds.	I'm Famous In Korea
Love Means Always Losing In Tennis	This Must Be What Going Mad Feels Like (Firefly/Serenity)	I Listen to Music You've Never Heard Of	I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own (Mythbusters)
Old Chemists Don't Die; They Just Stop Reacting	If we knew what it was that we were doing it would not be called research would it? -Albert Einstein	Resistance May Be Futile, But Capacitance Has Potential	Perforations are a Rip-Off
Registered Sax Offender	I'm Probably Smarter Than You	Spaz	Sweet and Innocent
Easily Distracted By Shiny Things	My Toast Always Lands Butter Side Up (Mythbusters)	This t-shirt cleverly covers my torso.	Trust Me. I Know What I'm Doing.
In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. -Douglas Adams	Uranus Is Big and Gassy	Happy Valentine's Day From Chicago	Vegans Taste Like Chicken
Man-Breasts	Happy Fortified Sushi	Grr. I'm a Scary Monster.	Arrg! I'm a Scary Pirate
Men: you can't live with them; you can't be heterosexual without them.	If I take this shirt off, wolverines will eat my nipples.	Meditation: It's better than sitting around doing nothing.	I've been keeping this place free of hippies since I was five and a half. -Cartman (South Park)
Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck. -Cartman (South Park)	There are no stupid answers, just stupid people. -Mr. Garrison (South Park)