A lot of times, I buy food to eat, then I bring it home and eat it. Sometimes the food that I buy comes in packages, so that I don't have to carry armloads of loose marshmallows home from the store. A lot of places on the web have pictures of labels, and I do not dare hope to join their ranks. But I have two that I bought that made me laugh. Here they are.
Okay so the part about not eating the freshness packet was meant to be funny but the part that makes me giggle is the phrase, "The meat herein is for personal use only..." It just makes me giggle to think of people trying to sell unpackaged hunks of dried meat illegally on the streets.
Fireside Marshmallows
...Cause there just aren't enough snack foods that are extruded near an airport.
