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I was visiting my usual Poor Old Lu discussion board a while ago (this was before it mysteriously disappeared, leaving me severed from all my friends whose real names I don't know) and someone posted a link to Toothpaste For Dinner. I looked around and thought it was silly. So I looked at all the pictures and they made me laugh. It is made by a guy named Drew. He is funny. As I was wandering aimlessly on the web, I also found his other web site, and it was also funny. As I read his writing archives, I started to become alarmed. He likes Chinese and Indian food as much as me. He understands the pain of working a horrible job, and the pain of getting laid off and having no money, like me. He also has a healthy appreciation for good coffee. Not to mention that we share a love of Pokey the Penguin, explodingdog.com and police car chase video shows. I started to wonder if maybe this strange man in Ohio was my soulmate or something. But then I read some more of his stuff, and he seems to like sunny weather and meatless corn dogs. I cannot tolerate meatless corndogs because I'm allergic to soy, and "meatless" really just means "evil soy death". And I think direct sunlight might make me burst into flames. So, alas, it could never work. I shall continue to admire his writing and pictures from a safe inter-net distance. I fear that if we ever met in person, we could not possibly both survive the meeting. Like when you try to put a parrot and a clown fish together. They look like they'd look good together, but either the parrot drowns or the clown fish dies and gets pecked apart by the parrot. So, anyway, you should go to his sites or something. But be warned that it might make you crave coffee. Which is usually not a bad thing. |