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Random thoughts occuring on thanksgiving.

November 22, 2007 on 5:00 pm | In Life In General | 1 Comment

First of all, Happy Thanksgiving.  I could have had dinner with an American expat group here, but half of them are vegetarians, and I really hate spending thanksgiving with vegetarians and their inevitable tofurkey.   Instead I’m cooking dinner here.  We’ve got part of a turkey in the oven and I’m planning stovetop stuffing, sweet potatoes and crescent rolls from a can. 

I dyed my hair red the other day.  Bright cherry red.  I’m pretty happy with it.  I still wish my hair wasn’t curly and falling out, but now it’s at least a more interesting color.

I have a terrible cold.  I didn’t sleep at all last night because I couldn’t breathe.  

My husband keeps saying he expects a blog post about a thing we saw on late night tv the other night.  Wouldn’t want to disappoint him.  It was a show that seems to focus on bizarre fetishes from around the world.  I saw what has to be the weirdest porn video ever.  It was a woman wearing a normal shirt, but just underwear below the waist, and she was sitting on her living room floor with a vacuum cleaner and farting into the various attachments, then sniffing the attachment while commenting on the fart.  The scariest part?  It was a clip from her fourth full-length video.  She has made not one, but FOUR videos of herself farting.  And people buy them!  There are people who are terribly turned-on by a mostly-clothed woman farting into her vacuum cleaner attachments. 

In other news the guinea pigs are fine.  Spike still has bladder problems and Homer had a mild respiratory problem earlier this week, but he seems fine now.  Fudge is a chubby little blob of piggy and Elvis is still a twitchy little spaz.  We stuck Fudge and Spike in a cage together a while ago, and it turned into some bizarre rodent gay porn.  Fudge wouldn’t stop humping poor Spikey.  We went to the pet store for more hay, and they had a bunch of little baby guinea pigs, and there was one there that was humping everyone in sight, so it isn’t unusual.  At least Fudge wasn’t humping Spike’s head.

Alana