Babeled Bard


I found the most funnest web site ever. It is called Lost In Translation, but has nothing to do with the Bill Murray movie. It uses BabelFish technology to translate any phrase from English to French to English to German to English to Italian to English to Portugese to English to Spanish and then back to English. And I thought, "What can I do with such a useful tool?" After much pondering, the answer came to me: I must run random Shakespeare quotes through this useful tool and see what happens to them.

Shakespeare's Words Babeled Results
Lord, what fools these mortals be! Getlteman, of that one the weak people of the witness is this inoperative woman they!
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts. Whole phase of those world's one and all the men and player of the woman simply. They have his escapes and they had entered and a man in his time becomes fullfilled of the papers very.
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub. Possibly dream, dream. Ay, there's of strisce of the contact.
We are such stuff as dreams are made on and our little life is rounded with a sleep. We are such substance that the dreams he are exceeding the form and ours a small interior of the screw ignited with a dream is.
To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them? Relativo or Nichtsein, c'est the question. If 'tis, of that one in l'esprit, that one he is the most splendid sustenations and the arrows under dishonourable wealth to undergo or the arms to satisfy to a sea of the difficulties of dall'introito and l'opposition, finish?
What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! In form and moving, how express and admirable! In action how like an angel! In apprehension, how like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so. Which for l'uomo of the work of the piece are! As they nobleman in the reason! How much infinitely in the bodies d'informazione! The form and when one to move, how much deliberately and it exceeds! In l'action the angel has taste like one! In l'appréhension he has taste like God! Beauty of the world! Model of the animals! But, with me, this one is this quintessence of the dust? M'enchante L'homme no; not no woman no l'un no l'autre, despite of her the smile you looks like to say therefore.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. It has more things in the sky and the Earth, Horatio, that is dreammed approximately in its philosophy.
Though this be madness, yet there is method in it. Despite him he is verruecktheit, despite has a method in him.
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. Unhappyly, defective Yorick! L'ai that it admits, Horatio; a comrade of the infinite joke, fantasy of most of d'excellente.
The quality of mercy is not strained. It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath. It is twice blest: It blesseth him that gives and him that takes. The quality of the tolerance n'est not doubled. Droppeth appreciates the force of motivatings of the rain of the sky in l'endroit for the low point. Blest is twice more: He blesseth he which to give and they devices he to he you of the bullonatura.
If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? If the puncture we, the end gives the ordered form não.fazer, to bleed? If solletico, the end give the ordered form não.fazer, we to that you laugh? If it is poisoned, the end gives the ordered form them não.fazer, we to the dice? Of and instructd if not they scorrettamente we, taken revenge?
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The friends, the novels, compatriots, lend their ears to me! I come to fit To stop in congratular it to it of the order no.
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings. The defect, wanted Brutus, are not in our stars, but inside in us, that underlings are we.
Et tu, Brute? Then fall Ceasar. And he, approximately? Then Ceasar of the cases.
Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved Rome more. This j'ai must not appreciate To stop of more than less, but this j'aie must appreciate more Rome.
Caesar beware the ides of March. To stop that it does that examinación of the protection of them you go march.
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look, he thinks too much; such men are dangerous. Yond Cassius has finally and flied the Vista of verhungerter, thinks too much d to them; such men are dangerous.
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Or Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore I gave to Romeo d'art of thousands?
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow. Good night, good night! The separation is altretanta of the smooth pain.
But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. But, smooth! That light of the window is outer broken of here? C'est l'est and Juliet are the sun.
What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet. What's in a name? This, that one we called s'est, main titles of n'importe ignited, that he would believe the word of l'altra that the cake.
O happy dagger! This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die. Lucky Dolch of or! Coverings I gave to C'est thy; here oxidation and left bucket of m'a.
Then must you speak of one that loved not wisely but too well. D'un must then speak, of which it must not appreciate too much well temporary intelligent.
A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse! A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!
Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once. The Feiglinge never dies by much hour before relative to inoperative men, valiant much taste those damages a time nevertheless.
I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know me when we meet again. Desire this meant l'introito of the vacations of therefore and spendthrift, I demand to him that that I know, if still we to come to the contact from.
Frailty, thy name is woman! Frailty, Namensthy is woman!
He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again. It was a man, makes the shutdowns in the complex, taken care of of examinación d not of him seins like the propping.
Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. Nobody quedá another one continues being a place of the mutuatario; Affinchè the loan frequently, this is such both and friendly and dulls they in taking from the loan to the pardon of the edge of l'agriculture. This one special one: with this thine it has l'individu that it is applicable and who must, like the damages during the newspaper, canst follows then of thousands, which they will become an error with n'importe, that it equips.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. The protest of the lady of doth also, methinks.
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown. The favorable lies the head, that one take to a part outpost.
Oh, that way madness lies; let me shun that. Ampere hour, lies of this verruecktheit in the direction; the left part of that one came up to me.
Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight? or art thou but A dagger of the mind, a false creation, Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain? Of dolch, the one that I v before me, the fist is for my hand? Come, you thee to grippare left me. Thee de J'ai, but I we always do not see thee. Thousands d'art no, to seem hereditary, of that one the Vista that interests create d'importanza? or dolch of l'esprit, a lacked creation, thousands continuous elimination of d'art nevertheless of the brain of the heat-calore-soppresso?
By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, Whoever knocks! Pricking my tax, badly it obtains to something this direction. It opens the devices and of bullonature, that sudden shying!
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble. Work double, it last of this double and difficulty of the amount; Fire of the fire and the bubble of the great boiler.
Out, damned spot! out, I say! For l'esterno, point of damnée! for l'esterno, legend!
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player That struts and frets his hour upon the stage And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, s'introduit that this small point of the daily newspaper for sillaba of l'ultima of him celebrates of the time and all that the direction with the inoperative polverosa of the interior of the women illuminates in our weak people of the witness of hiers. For l'esterno, of all'esterno, it guards cuts! Life's nevertheless a color of the direction, pavane poor of the player and corrodes the relative hour in l'étape and in him then everything by much hour does not feel more: c'est, that one indicated a history of an idiot, totally with the noises and the state of hardeness, everything that does not mean.
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. The devil can consider Scripture for the relative objective.
Be not afraid of greatness: some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them. Fear of N'ayez not of the format: some big men are constant, finish some the format and the others have the format, that exerts pressure on in him.
Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments: love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds. Part of the left me with this applicable alcohol of the connection for lasciargli ingualmente of the prevention: l'amour n'est not a love, that one that moves, if the change is found.
Exit, pursued by a bear. It goes, continuation of a bear.






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